Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? You! No matter the geometric composition of your pants! Yep, thanks to Nickelodeon you can now live in a pineapple just like Spongebob. Though it’s not under the sea, the technology just isn’t there yet.

Located in the Dominican Republic, this real-life pineapple villa was created by Nickelodeon and Nick Resort Punta Cana. True Spongebob lovers can book a stay for around $3,800 per night and enjoy 1,500 square feet of pure pineapple bliss.

Think amazing underwater decor, a private pool, a shell phone, and even a life-size replica of Gary! But wait, there a kicker!

The hotel comes with a butler who will bring you the famous Krabby Patties whenever you want!